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True story:

  • Ricky Gervais: *at Live8* (Gervais walking through backstage, gets stopped by Paris Hilton).
  • Hilton: Hi, I love your show.
  • Ricky Gervais: Sorry, who are you again?
  • Hilton: I'm Paris HIlton
  • Ricky Gervais: Oh I didn't recognise you without a cock in your mouth (walks off).